He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
one two three fourrrrnication!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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