Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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