are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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