He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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