how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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