She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
