is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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