Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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