And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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