oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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