Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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