A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Mom said you looked used
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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