That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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