just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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