I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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