Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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