She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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