Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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