We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
More tranny stories later!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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