Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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