Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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