You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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