Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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