problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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