he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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