how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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