Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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