I wish I only lived at night.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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