Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
