3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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