I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
