I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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