i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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