what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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