North Korea, Best Korea!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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