she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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