I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You've changed since you got that strap on
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
