please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
