doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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