im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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