don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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