That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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