Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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