i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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