i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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