In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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