i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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