I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
there is puke in my bra ... again
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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