i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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