maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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